Womankind is a such a wonderful thing and I feel very blessed to have so many great ones in my life.
They are amazing creatures, they will out-drink you, out-argue you, and pretty much out-perform you on almost every level on a daily basis. But do they do this to brag to their friends or rub your face in it? Not usually, moreso they do it with the humility of a Shesus. That is the key, they don’t ride the high of a victory. On the contrary, they expect it, therefore cant acknowlegde it as an accomplishment. It’s genius really, but not always effective. Men idealize them because of these patterns of winning(because due to sports we know its all that matters). Have you seen a married couple happily married for years where the guy gets the last word on a regular basis? That is a sign of true trust…as in i trust that you will probably make a better decision than me 70% of the time and i will just play the odds instead of investing more into this matter.
Well done ladies………

Now to the point of these ramblings. There’s always side effects from idealizing something. Was it not chiseled into stone to not worship false idols?? I’ve always tried to focus on the beauty of women in my work and never cross the line between beauty and slutty. I’ve done one tattoo i regret involving nudity but the subject matter was fitting and earlier in my career I wasn’t keen on turning away work. So there is my reasoning for such frequent referencing to the female race. So thats a positive, now for the negative. There is more morbid artwork and down right sloppy depictions of women out there than anything else(except skulls). Everyone has seen the vagina armpit tattoo and I once had to turn down a tattoo a guy wanted of a girl blasting herself with a Salmon. That is absolutely unacceptable! Artists please spare these idiots their limbs and just say, ” What will you tell your mother,daughter,wife,etc?

With that said let’s divulge into the roots of this dilemma. Its always better to find the source, much like vampires or stench. The problem is generations deep now and by no means is it fixable by me. So i will not try to sound like an expert on the subject, nor an authority. But i do love women and when i see Girls Gone Wild or some chick at the bar waving her tits around i feel that little bit of estrogen in my body burn and I wanna go punch her… but then somethimg happens. Some chick just dumped a beer on her head from the balcony above!! The look on her face is first horror, then defeat. She looks at herself, tits out, makeup smeared, and new shirt soaked.

Hahahahah!!! This is where women do something no man could do. If this situation was some douche with his shirt off dancing like a loser freshly soaked. We would turn and laugh and point and namecall until he picked the smallest guy he could find and deck him, a huge fight would ensue. Women make it worse, they all simultaneously will turn their backs, and absolutely shred “Ole Sloppy” amongst themselves and treat her like a Leper. This tactic negates any oppurtnity to “Save Face”, even in front of her friends. This is why i Love women….so with the utmost respect, although youll “NEVER” be better at sports, fighting, smashing, eating, building things or video games. You will always know how to use your wisdom to destroy those that defy you. Let these dumb sluts who give you bad names have it. Give em hell… Women Unite!!!

DKS